Hi there! You’ve possibly been sent an email from a chap called Sean which contains a link to this web page. Let me explain.
I received your email. Your email has been successfully delivered to Sean Patrick Payne. If that’s who you were aiming to send it to, then congratulations! Sean will get around to reading it soon and will reply as soon as he possibly can.
If, however, you didn’t mean to send it to Sean Patrick Payne, then you’re one of the 50+ people who have sent Sean emails by accident within the last several years. Either you have mistyped the email address, or your colleague/friend/family member has misinformed you as to what their email address is (it’s quite surprising how many people think that Sean’s email address is theirs). You do not need to send apologies or get in contact, Sean will delete your email appropriately (he’s a really nice guy like that).
As much as Sean loves reading random correspondence from complete strangers, he’s actually getting a bit naffed off with the regularity of the accidental emails and thus has created this slightly sarcastic blog post to help deal with the issue. Past correspondence has included:
Funnily enough, Sean never gets sent anything of value like Swiss bank account details.
Sean genuinely owns this email account too, he’s had it since Google started their email service many, many years ago. He hasn’t hacked your colleague’s email account, and he’s 99.999% sure that the email address is his (that leaves 0.0001% just in case that multiple personality disorder he’s always wanted kicks in).
I hope you have enjoyed reading this blog post as much as I have writing it. You might consider clicking other pages on this blog for more random musings (I don’t always write in third-person perspective like I’m the bloody Queen, honest). Have a nice day.
Yours faithfully, Sean Patrick Payne.
If you’ve just found this page by visiting my website, you’re probably wondering what this is all about! The text above was originally part of an autoresponder I originally set up to reply to all emails, given that it would also go to those who sent me an email by accident. Unfortunately after two years of being active I learned that having an autoresponder turned on all the time is a really, really bad idea as it lets spammers know which email addresses are active.
My email address is terribly generic and just simple enough to be mistyped by anyone trying to target someone with my initials (I obviously can’t post what it is here lest it be scraped by bots for spammers and hackers to target!). I still get the occasional email sent to me like the ones described above and I was fond of the autoresponder message, so I have posted it up here so I can send it to any other people who accidentally send me mail that was supposed to go to someone else.
Incidentally, if you do need to contact me, you can use the “harrass Sean” contact form on my website.
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