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The following is an extract from Tales of Sin: The Mercenaries’ Tale, a story that is currently a work-in-progress. The story takes place in a science-fiction setting so please excuse any terms that may seem oddly out of place in this story that could otherwise take place in our world,…

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October 31, 2017 at 6:00 pm | Halloween | No comment

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Die Another Day Is the Darkest James Bond Film of All

Die Another Day - Dream Mask

Die Another Day was possibly one of the worst James Bond films ever made1. In attempting to tip a hat and slyly nod to previous James Bond films, it turned into a camp over-the-top monstrosity, bloated with smug performances and a plot that wouldn’t look out of place in a…

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July 25, 2015 at 10:00 am | Films, James Bond | No comment

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The PAYNEful PodSPLOSION #06 – Creepypastaganza

PAYNEful Podcast 06

It’s a funny thing, Halloween. It’s an American tradition that, through copious amounts of exported television, has embraced our dank British shores and seems to have taken root like some sort of gnarled evil tree. Personally, I actually hate scary things, and yet I have a contradictory interest in the…

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October 31, 2014 at 9:00 pm | Halloween, Podcasts, The PAYNEful podSPLOSION | No comment

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Pulling the Plug | Creepypasta

Item Batch #562

I don’t play video games anymore. Some people grow out of video games, saying it’s kids stuff. I used to know a guy who was the complete opposite; his name was Jerry and he was into video games in a big way. He had this collection of video games that…

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October 31, 2014 at 12:00 am | Halloween, Video Games | No comment

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Spammers Say the Creepiest Things

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Last year I posited that, amongst all the terrible Engrish and awful crap that spambots generated, some of it was genuinely poetic. Since then I’ve noticed another trend from spambots – I’ve received emails and I’ve seen comments that look like they’ve been scraped completely out of context from a…

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October 4, 2014 at 12:00 pm | Spammers, Technology | No comment

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The Pained Man | Creepypasta

IT HURTS

The wind whistles against the windows. The storm is picking up again. I reach over and turn the dial up on my electric heater. The lamp on the desk flickers, temporarily bathing the room in darkness, leaving me with only the laptop screen to illuminate my hands. It’s almost 1AM…

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October 31, 2013 at 8:34 pm | Halloween | 1 comment

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