Welcomé to zé authentic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accént! Just taype what you went to sai below een ze text box below et clik le magic button to transfairm eet into an authéntic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Bakground imaje eez curtesy of Taylor Miles on Flickr, used undair Creative Commons 2.0 Licence (imajé was blurréd et resized slightly).

Sité contént copyright © sean patrik paine 2009-2024. Incidéntally, zis paje validates against le w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 because i'm un of those web codairs who steehl pretends zat merdé lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'opé you'ré viueng zis site een ie9, fiyairéfox air chrome (join ze modairn aira by upgradeng yur wéb browsair todai!). Zis site uses cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.