Here’s a yearly round-up of all the blog posts I made through 2012! The year where I tried to turn my blog into being exclusively about James Bond!<\/p>\n
“Max Valerion” was a character I created in Fallout 3, and I took great pride in being an absolute bastard to everyone and everything in the game. When Fallout: New Vegas came about, I went to efforts to bring Max into the game. Unfortunately, the game just didn’t want to allow Max to be a bastard.<\/p>\n
Apple products are made for preening smug pricks who like boasting about being part of the “Cult of Apple”. I go to painstaking lengths to prove my point, even dissecting ancient Apple vision videos from the 1980’s and the various Mac vs. PC adverts.<\/p>\n
Something a lot of modern games do is pad out their content by having hidden items scattered throughout the levels. I pick several examples and bitch about how annoying they are to obsessive PSN trophy collectors<\/a> like myself.<\/p>\n Having lambasted Apple users the previous month, I then turn on the PC Mother race to defend games consoles, even though PCs are clearly superior in every single aspect. This all starts with a Facebook post that annoyed me, because I’m a reactionary berk like that.<\/p>\n In the first of many posts where I sit down and laugh at films with my mates<\/a>, we watch a classic Bond film. It’s the one where Bond rapes a woman in a barn. Wait, what?<\/p>\n The one where there’s lots of skiing, scuba diving and rock climbing. And a pubic mound.<\/p>\n The one where Bond takes on the Smuggest Man in the World and the power of the sun (when I posted the link to this on Facebook I wrote “This one took a little bit longer, because there’s two hours of urinating on a popular franchise using CGI. Also, Halle Berry.”).<\/p>\n The one where Bond goes to space and Jaws is awesome.<\/p>\n The one that’s actually a proper Cold War era spy thriller.<\/p>\n Having seen Skyfall at the cinema with the other two blokes and the Chick, I spend an entire blog post not being entirely sure whether I liked the film or not.<\/p>\n The one where Bond goes up against Christopher Walken.<\/p>\n The one where Bond plays poker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here’s a yearly round-up of all the blog posts I made through 2012! The year where I tried to turn my blog into being exclusively about James Bond! Why I Can\u2019t Be a Bastard in Fallout: New Vegas – 26\/04 “Max Valerion” was a character I created in Fallout 3,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[31,67,54,162],"class_list":["post-2067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-year-in-blogs","tag-apple","tag-james-bond","tag-pc-vs-console","tag-yearly-summary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}PC Elitism \u2013 Because PC Owners Can Be Smug Pricks Too<\/a> – 04\/06<\/h2>\n
Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: Goldfinger<\/em><\/a> – 11\/08<\/h2>\n
Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: For Your Eyes Only<\/em><\/a> – 17\/08<\/h2>\n
Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: Die Another Day<\/em><\/a> – 27\/08<\/h2>\n
Two Blokes and a Chick Watch: Moonraker<\/em><\/a> – 31\/08<\/h2>\n
Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: From Russia With Love<\/em><\/a> – 14\/10<\/h2>\n
A Random Collection of Thoughts on Skyfall<\/em><\/a> – 04\/11<\/h2>\n
Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: A View to a Kill<\/em><\/a> – 09\/11<\/h2>\n
Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: Casino Royale<\/em><\/a> – 31\/12<\/h2>\n