{"id":2290,"date":"2014-10-31T21:00:45","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T21:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/?p=2290"},"modified":"2018-12-17T10:09:24","modified_gmt":"2018-12-17T10:09:24","slug":"the-payneful-podsplosion-06-creepypastaganza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/2014\/10\/31\/the-payneful-podsplosion-06-creepypastaganza\/","title":{"rendered":"The PAYNEful PodSPLOSION #06 &#8211; Creepypastaganza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2291\" src=\"http:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pod06_Prev.gif\" alt=\"PAYNEful Podcast 06\" width=\"300\" height=\"297\" data-wp-pid=\"2291\" \/>It&#8217;s a funny thing, Halloween. It&#8217;s an American tradition that, through copious amounts of exported television, has embraced our dank British shores and seems to have taken root like some sort of gnarled evil tree.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I actually hate scary things, and yet I have a contradictory interest in the creepy or macabre<sup class='footnote'><a href='https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/2014\/10\/31\/the-payneful-podsplosion-06-creepypastaganza\/#fn-2290-1' id='fnref-2290-1' onclick='return fdfootnote_show(2290)'>1<\/a><\/sup>. One of my particular fascinations is with the popular internet phenomenon of &#8220;<a title=\"Know your meme!\" href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/creepypasta\" target=\"_blank\">creepypasta<\/a>&#8220;, of which I have penned<sup class='footnote'><a href='https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/2014\/10\/31\/the-payneful-podsplosion-06-creepypastaganza\/#fn-2290-2' id='fnref-2290-2' onclick='return fdfootnote_show(2290)'>2<\/a><\/sup> two: &#8220;<a title=\"The Pained Man | Creepypasta\" href=\"http:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/2013\/10\/31\/the-pained-man-creepypasta\/\">The Pained Man<\/a>&#8221; and &#8220;Pulling the Plug&#8221; (make of them what you will, <a title=\"Thanks, TV Tropes!\" href=\"http:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Main\/YMMV?from=Main.YourMileageMayVary\" target=\"_blank\">your mileage may vary<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>As a bit of fun, I sat down with Sam to read some random creepypastas culled from the online cesspool of the web. We cast scorn as appropriate. I&#8217;ve linked to them all below if you want to read along!<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s video accompaniment is from the recently-released horror game <em><a title=\"The Evil Within Official Site\" href=\"http:\/\/theevilwithin.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Evil Within<\/a><\/em>. Enjoy as I get chased by a maniac with a chainsaw!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Listener beware&#8230;you&#8217;re in for a scare&#8230;<\/em><\/span><sup class='footnote'><a href='https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/2014\/10\/31\/the-payneful-podsplosion-06-creepypastaganza\/#fn-2290-3' id='fnref-2290-3' onclick='return fdfootnote_show(2290)'>3<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n<p><strong>Read along with Sean and Sam, story links below:<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a title=\"The Masterpiece on Reddit\" href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/nosleep\/comments\/jq3jd\/the_masterpiece\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Masterpiece<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"The Strangest Security Tape I've Ever Seen on Creepypasta Wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/The_Strangest_Security_Tape_I%27ve_Ever_Seen\" target=\"_blank\">The Strangest Security Tape I&#8217;ve Ever Seen<\/a> (by powerhawkmash)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Short Creepypastas on I Know You're Awake Tumblr\" href=\"http:\/\/iknowyoureawake.tumblr.com\/post\/79888249063\/piercingsandink-what-the-actual-fuck\" target=\"_blank\">Short Creepypastas on I Know You&#8217;re Awake Tumblr<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"They're Everywhere on Creepypasta Wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/They%27re_Everywhere\" target=\"_blank\">They&#8217;re Everywhere<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Normal Porn for Normal People on Creepypasta Wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/Normal_Porn_for_Normal_People\" target=\"_blank\">Normal Porn for Normal People<\/a> <sup class='footnote'><a href='https:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/blogsplosion\/2014\/10\/31\/the-payneful-podsplosion-06-creepypastaganza\/#fn-2290-4' id='fnref-2290-4' onclick='return fdfootnote_show(2290)'>4<\/a><\/sup> (by Cosbydaf)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Bad Dream on Creepypasta Wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/Bad_Dream\" target=\"_blank\">Bad Dream<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Don't Close Your Eyes on Creepypasta Wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/Don%27t_Close_Your_Eyes\" target=\"_blank\">Don&#8217;t Close Your Eyes<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"The Whistling Man on Creepypasta Wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/The_Whistling_Man\" target=\"_blank\">The Whistling Man<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"The Railroad on Encyclopedia Dramatica\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20170106154338\/https:\/\/encyclopediadramatica.se\/Creepypasta\/Awesome_Creepypasta#The_Railroad\" target=\"_blank\">The Railroad<\/a> (Website <strong>NSFW<\/strong>!)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Sarah O&#039; Bannon on Encycolpedia Dramatica\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20170106154338\/https:\/\/encyclopediadramatica.se\/Creepypasta\/Awesome_Creepypasta#Sarah_O.27_Bannon\" target=\"_blank\">Sarah O&#8217; Bannon<\/a> (Website <strong>NSFW<\/strong>!)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Wristbands on Encyclopedia Dramatica\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20170106154338\/https:\/\/encyclopediadramatica.se\/Creepypasta\/Awesome_Creepypasta#Wristbands\" target=\"_blank\">Wristbands<\/a> (Website <strong>NSFW<\/strong>!)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Creepypastas on TVTropes\" href=\"http:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/posts.php?discussion=12975264200A04640100&amp;page=5\" target=\"_blank\">Random Creepypastas on TVTropes<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Home Cooked Meal on Creepypasta Wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/Home_Cooked_Meal\" target=\"_blank\">Home Cooked Meal<\/a> (by Terminal Dogma)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong>Related links for things mentioned in the podcast:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Tales of the Unexpected on Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Tales_of_the_Unexpected_episodes\" target=\"_blank\">Tales of the Unexpected<\/a> &#8211; terrible British drama with &#8220;shocking twists&#8221; (the Richard Briers episode was apparently called &#8220;The Verger&#8221;).<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"MEMORY HOLE\" href=\"http:\/\/memoryhole.biz\/\" target=\"_blank\">Memory Hole<\/a> &#8211; weird, creepy videos&#8230;dare you watch?<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"BLARGH!\" href=\"https:\/\/images.encyclopediadramatica.rs\/c\/ca\/WhenNightFalls.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Terrifying image of ghost girl on Encyclopedia Dramatica that freaked Sean out<\/a> (Website <strong>NSFW<\/strong>!)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Uzumaki on a website I probably shouldn&#039;t be linking to...\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Uzumaki\" target=\"_blank\">Junji Ito&#8217;s Uzumaki<\/a> (the manga about spirals! SCARY spirals!)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"The Mystery of Amigara Fault on another site I probably shouldn't be linking to...\" href=\"http:\/\/brasscockroach.com\/h4ll0w33n2007\/manga\/Amigara-Full\/Amigara.html\" target=\"_blank\">Junji Ito&#8217;s The Mystery of Amigara Fault<\/a> (DRR! DRR! DRR!)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"John Dies at the End\" href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20160316024814\/http:\/\/johndiesattheend.com\/jdatep.php\" target=\"_blank\">John Dies at the End<\/a> &#8211; the best horror story ever.<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"This Book is Full of Spiders\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5swoHS21tBw\" target=\"_blank\">This Book is Full of Spiders, Seriously Dude, Don&#8217;t Touch It<\/a> &#8211; the sequel to the best horror story ever.<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"The Bay on Wikipedia (not to be confused with &quot;the&quot; Michael Bay)\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Bay_%28film%29\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Bay<\/em><\/a> &#8211; terrible faux documentary about people being eaten from the inside by fish parasites (no joke!).<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Cabin in the Woods on Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Cabin_in_the_Woods\" target=\"_blank\">Cabin in the Woods<\/a> &#8211; it&#8217;s good, despite Joss Whedon!<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Tucker &amp; Dale vs. Evil on Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tucker_%26_Dale_vs._Evil\" target=\"_blank\">Tucker &amp; Dale vs. Evil<\/a> &#8211; hilarious!<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Resident Evil 4 on Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Resident_Evil_4\" target=\"_blank\">Resident Evil 4<\/a> &#8211; best horror game ever, and you don&#8217;t need knowledge of the series to enjoy!<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Chilling Tales for Dark Nights\" href=\"http:\/\/www.chillingtalesfordarknights.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Chilling Tales for Dark Nights<\/a> &#8211; professionally voiced creepypasta and horror fiction.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Download Link:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Download the podcast!\" href=\"http:\/\/payneful.co.uk\/podsplosion\/PAYNEful_podSPLOSION_06.mp3\">Click here (right click, save as)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Native HTML5 Player:<\/strong><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2290-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/podsplosion\/PAYNEful_podSPLOSION_06.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/podsplosion\/PAYNEful_podSPLOSION_06.mp3\">http:\/\/www.payneful.co.uk\/podsplosion\/PAYNEful_podSPLOSION_06.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><strong>YouTube:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9FU_BgHamo4?rel=0\" width=\"679\" height=\"382\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a funny thing, Halloween. It&#8217;s an American tradition that, through copious amounts of exported television, has embraced our dank British shores and seems to have taken root like some sort of gnarled evil tree. 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