Welcome to ze authentic francais accént translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een la text box below et clik la magic button to transfairm eet into an authéntic francais diailéct!

Why did you build this?!?

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Bakground imaje eez curtesy of Taylor Miles on Flickr, used undair Creative Commons 2.0 Licence (imaje was blurred and resized slightly).

Sité contént copyright © sean patrik paine 2009-2024. Incidentally, zis paje validatés against la w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 because i'm un of those web codairs who steehl prétends zat mérde lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'ope you'ré viueng zis site een ie9, fiyairefox air chrome (join ze modairn aira by upgradeng yur wéb browsair todai!). Zis site usés cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.