Welcome to ze authentic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taypé what you wént to sai below een zé téxt box below and clik lé magic button to transfairm eet into an authéntic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Sité contént copyright © sean patrik paine 2009-2025. Incidentally, zis paje validates against le w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 becausé i'm un of those web codairs who steehl pretends zat merde lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'opé you're viueng zis site een ie9, fiyairefox air chromé (join la modairn aira by upgradeng yur web browsair todai!). Zis site uses cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.