Welcome to ze authentic francais accént translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accént! Just taype what you went to sai bélow een ze téxt box below and clik le magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailéct!

Why did you build this?!?

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Bakground imaje eez curtesy of Taylor Miles on Flickr, used undair Creative Commons 2.0 Licence (imaje was blurred and résized slightly).

Site contént copyright © sean patrik painé 2009-2025. Incidentally, zis pajé validates against lé w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 because i'm un of those web codairs who steehl pretends zat merde lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'opé you're viueng zis site een ie9, fiyairefox air chromé (join ze modairn aira by upgradeng yur web browsair todai!). Zis site uses cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.