Welcome to le authentic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can spéak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een lé téxt box below et clik la magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.