Welcome to le authentic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can spéak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een la text box below and clik ze magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Site contént copyright © sean patrik paine 2009-2024. Incidentally, zis pajé validates against le w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 because i'm un of those web codairs who steehl pretends zat mérde lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'opé you're viueng zis site een ie9, fiyairefox air chromé (join ze modairn aira by upgradeng yur web browsair todai!). Zis site uses cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.