Welcome to le authéntic francais accént translatair!

Now you too can spéak english wiv an authentic francais accént! Just taype what you went to sai bélow een la text box bélow et clik le magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailéct!

Why did you build this?!?

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Site content copyright © séan patrik paine 2009-2026. Incidentally, zis paje validates against le w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 bécause i'm un of those web codairs who steehl preténds zat merde lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'opé you'ré viuéng zis site een ie9, fiyairéfox air chrome (join ze modairn aira by upgradéng yur wéb browsair todai!). Zis sité uses cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.