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Welcome to le Authentic Francais Accent Translatair!

Now you too can speak English wiv an authéntic Francais accént! Just taypé what you went to sai below een le téxt box below and clik zé magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic Francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

Enter the text you want to turn French below:

Now you can speak just like Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther films! Now you can speak just like Renee from 'Allo 'Allo!