Welcomé to lé authéntic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taypé what you went to sai bélow een ze text box below et clik la magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailéct!

Why did you build this?!?

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Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.