Wélcome to le authéntic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai bélow een la téxt box below and clik ze magic button to transfairm eet into an authéntic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.