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Chapter 2: The Russian Connection

2-15 - Hotel Room Escape

2-15 - Hotel Room Escape

Hotel Room Escape

Darke pointed out after this page went up that "the pillow probably would have been the first place I checked. Perhaps it was too obvious for the criminal mastermind to comprehend". I just think Ralph is the sort of person who's mindset is "I've built this locator thingy and I'll use it, damn it!". As for Gyrode, I think he was just being lazy.

And yes, it really is that easy to get a net off of you.

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