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Prologue

Featuring Psi-Baka-Onna

Dr. Ralph Smiffington III, with the help of Dr. Ivanovich Gregori Romani Gyrode, breaks into Professor Loone A. Tick's laboratory and steals schematics for a nefarious machine that can travel through time and space (a bit like the TARDIS from Doctor Who, yes). The question is, how does Ralph plan to use this machine to take over the world?

• 0-00 - The Two Doctors' Dimensional Temporal World Tour
• 0-01 - Ralph's Explosive Exit
• 0-02 - Gyrode's Imposing Entrance
• 0-03 - Eddy's Knockout Exit
• 0-04 - Friendly Terminology
• 0-05 - Obscure Currency
• 0-06 - Where's Chronic?
• 0-07 - Parallel Profiling

• 0-08 - The Dimensional Universal Relocation Progression System
• 0-09 - Ralph's One Oversight
• 0-10 - Back in Loone's Lab...
• 0-11 - Taking Inventory
• 0-12 - The MacGuffin
• 0-13 - The Deadline
• 0-14 - The Right Bros.
• 0-15 - Loone Gets Serious

Chapter 1: A Short Trip to Yesteryear

Taking the Dimensional Universal Relocation Progression System (D.U.R.P.S) for a test run, Ralph takes Gyrode several years into the past out to a facility on the outskirts of Paris to see some familiar faces from Detulux Incorporated. Unfortunately, Mr. Pain is never happy to see Ralph, let alone a version of him from the future...

• 1-01 - Brainstorming
• 1-02 - Opening a Portal
• 1-03 - Into the Breach
• 1-04 - It's Been a While

• 1-05 - Things Never Change
• 1-06 - Self-Defeating
• 1-07 - Clone Art

Chapter 2: The Russian Connection

Featuring DarkeAngel and Psi-Baka-Onna

In the not-too-distant future, a courier is tasked with delivering a top secret package to GRACE, the U.S. division of VIRTUE (a clandestine peacekeeping organisation). The courier, a Russian woman going only by the name of 'Natalia', is a top transporter gifted with the ability of physical metamorphosis. Little does she know that Ralph has designs on the package in her care, and will lead the chase in a pursuit that will follow her around the globe...

• 2-01 - Pre-Mission Regrets
• 2-02 - Courier Monologue
• 2-03 - Confrontation in Paris
• 2-04 - Ethical Priorities
• 2-05 - Troubled Sleep
• 2-06 - Shaking the Tail
• 2-07 - Getting Creative
• 2-08 - Cliffside Confrontation
• 2-09 - Playing Chicken
• 2-10 - That Sinking Feeling
• 2-11 - Bathroom Surprise
• 2-12 - Technical Jargon
• 2-13 - Russian Discussion
• 2-14 - It's Complicated
• 2-15 - Hotel Room Escape
• 2-16 - Grumpy Old Man
• 2-17 - Five Minutes Later...
• 2-18 - Package Delivery
• 2-19 - Medical Enquiries
• 2-20 - GRACEful Infiltration
• 2-21 - Janitorial Meddling
• 2-22 - Unfortunate Revelation
• 2-23 - Little Bag of Tricks
• 2-24 - A Helping Hand
• 2-25 - The Mech with Nothing
• 2-26 - Porcine Chances
• 2-27 - Montage!
• 2-28 - Through the Fire and the Flames
• 2-29 - Inbound Objection

• 2-30 - The Missing Link
• 2-31 - The Old Fashioned Way
• 2-32 - Mighty Wings of CHARITY
• 2-33 - A Shocking Surprise Attack
• 2-34 - Two Doctors, Exit Stage Left
• 2-35 - Cutting It Close
• 2-36 - Two Janitors, Exit Stage Right
• 2-37 - As One Door Closes, Another Opens...
• 2-38 - The Fuzz
• 2-39 - Harvey Hauptmann, Man on the Case
• 2-40 - End Transcript
• 2-41 - Paging Dr. Brony
• 2-42 - Worth All the Effort After All
• 2-43 - Meanwhile, Back with Professor Loone...
• 2-44 - First Flight of the Re-TARDIS
• 2-45 - Landing Without Caution
• 2-46 - Always Look Before You Leap
• 2-47 - Open Door Policy
• 2-48 - Holes in Security
• 2-49 - Shatnerian Rage
• 2-50 - Back in Ralph's Workshop...
• 2-51 - An Important Decision
• 2-52 - The Three Ralphs
• 2-53 - Memories of Ralphself
• 2-54 - Conflict of Ralphologies
• 2-55 - Chalking It up to a Near-Ralph Experience
• 2-56 - The Simple Art of Ralphception
• 2-57 - Ralph to the Future
• 2-58 - Mandatory Pun-ishment

Chapter 3: No Business Like the Toy Business

Featuring Jazon19, DarkeAngel and Psi-Baka-Onna

Ralph decides he requires a magical power source, much to Gyrode's chagrin. The two doctors drop in on a previous acquaintance, Dr. Joshua Waite - one of (if not the) foremost authority on occult sciences. Dr. Waite lives in the infamously cursed town of Innsmouth, and has decided to enter the toy industry. However, the Reality Police have an undercover agent prepped to cut the plans of the three doctors short...

• 3-00 - Previously on the World Tour...
• 3-01 - Tales of Innsmouth
• 3-02 - Reverse Dramatic Irony
• 3-03 - It Was a Dark and Stormy Night...
• 3-04 - The Return of Dr. Joshua Waite
• 3-05 - Being Reflective
• 3-06 - The Ex

• 3-07 - The Bear Necessities
• 3-08 - Mi-go the Slaughtering
• 3-09 - Guys and Doll
• 3-10 - No Strings on Him
• 3-11 - Sticky Fingers
• 3-12 - Don't Kiss the Baby
• 3-13 - The Factory Floor