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Chapter 2: The Russian Connection

2-48 - Holes in Security

2-48 - Holes in Security

Holes in Security

Psi wonders why Pain wouldn't notice someone digging through his floor, into a cabinet and stealing whatever he kept in there (booze?), but then she remembered that Pain isn't always the smartest cookie.

When Ralph can't find any holes in Detulux security, he makes them.

Pain makes a threat to feed Loone and Ralph to some uranium-mutated animals. That's because the woods out the back of Detulux headquarters are full of them.

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