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The following is an extract from Tales of Sin: The Mercenaries’ Tale, a story that is currently a work-in-progress. The story takes place in a science-fiction setting so please excuse any terms that may seem oddly out of place in this story that could otherwise take place in our world,…

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October 31, 2017 at 6:00 pm | Halloween | No comment

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How to Get Discworld Noir Working on Windows 10


…or potentially any modern computer, for that matter! You might have noticed that there’s a project page on this website devoted to one specific game, the third game based on Sir Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series of novels. Discworld Noir is practically unplayable on modern computers, having been one of those…

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June 15, 2017 at 10:30 pm | Articles, Computer and Program Fixes, Video Games | 6 comments

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The Beginning of the End – a Review of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain


My name is Big Boss. It’s night time and I’m skulking through a village in Afghanistan occupied by Soviet forces. At least, I think I’m Big Boss. I’ve just come out of a 9-year coma and there were some strange things that went on at the hospital when I woke…

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April 30, 2017 at 12:00 pm | Reviews, Video Games | No comment

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A Tribute to Grandads

Not a Granddad (Yet)

I’ve reached a milestone in my life recently: both of my grandfathers passed away within months of each other. There’s been no massive amounts of sadness on my part, but there has been a lot of guilt niggling at the back of my head because it seems that my values…

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February 8, 2017 at 11:00 pm | Real Life | No comment

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The Hungry Games

The Hungry Games

There’s a chap called Brant Steele who made a Hunger Games simulator1. You can play it at I’ve seen a fair few runs of the simulator crop up on Tumblr (the one with Sonic the Hedgehog characters comes to mind) and I fancied a crack at it myself. I…

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January 21, 2017 at 12:00 am | Batman, Characters, Death Battle!, James Bond | No comment

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So You’ve Emailed the Wrong Email Address

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Hi there! You’ve possibly been sent an email from a chap called Sean which contains a link to this web page. Let me explain. I received your email. Your email has been successfully delivered to Sean Patrick Payne. If that’s who you were aiming to send it to, then congratulations!…

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January 7, 2017 at 11:39 am | Real Life, Technology | No comment

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The Year in Blogs: 2016 (Also 2017 Blogging Plans!)

While 2015 did its best to cause turmoil in my personal life, 2016 has left the world on a bit of a knife edge economically, politically and culturally. I’m afraid I don’t have any answers for the things that happened this year. I’ve been as worried and scared about the…

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January 1, 2017 at 12:00 pm | The Year in Blogs | No comment

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A Year Without Blogging

Fallout Walking into Sunset

Tl;dr version: Going on hiatus, BRB. Long version: I am pretty active when it comes to putting stuff online. Just a casual glance at my Twitter feed for the year reveals that, on average, I put up comics, blog posts, podcasts and other assorted oddities for public consumption at least…

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February 15, 2016 at 12:00 pm | Real Life | No comment



Home Is Where the Heart Is (but Mine Will Forever Belong to Another)

Least flattering picture ever!

It’s so easy to lose your own sense of “self”. That might sound pretentious but all it takes is one niggling little thing to throw off your entire grasp of who you are. Anyone who has spoken to me for more than fifteen minutes will have been subjected to a…

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February 14, 2016 at 2:11 pm | Real Life | No comment



Ten Years in the Making – the Mediocre Origins of Detulux Incorporated (Part 3)

Detulux Incorporated

Last year I sat down with Sam to discuss our webcomic Detulux Incorporated. We released the first part last year on the ten year anniversary of the comic, and the second part just before Christmas last year. It’s taken this long to properly edit down and add images to the…

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January 25, 2016 at 10:01 pm | Detulux Inc. Retrospective, Podcasts, Villains | No comment

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