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The following is an extract from Tales of Sin: The Mercenaries’ Tale, a story that is currently a work-in-progress. The story takes place in a science-fiction setting so please excuse any terms that may seem oddly out of place in this story that could otherwise take place in our world,…

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October 31, 2017 at 6:00 pm | Halloween | No comment

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How to Improve the Sainsbury’s Christmas 2014 TV Advert

Otto and his bar of chocolate.

Disclaimer: before we get started, I’d just like to say that this article is in no way mocking the first world war – a great many people died in that horrible war and taught a lot of people about fighting for what you believe in by sacrificing all they had…

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November 22, 2014 at 12:44 pm | Christmas, Vaguely Topical | No comment

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How to Improve the John Lewis Christmas 2014 TV Advert

Ahhh.

So the British public is agog at the latest heart-warming bit of commercial advertising pumped out by John Lewis in a bid to win the war of sales via Christmas cuteness. Have you seen it? When I first watched this, my heart grew ten sizes that day. Or that might…

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November 8, 2014 at 2:05 pm | Christmas, Vaguely Topical | No comment

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The PAYNEful PodSPLOSION #06 – Creepypastaganza

PAYNEful Podcast 06

It’s a funny thing, Halloween. It’s an American tradition that, through copious amounts of exported television, has embraced our dank British shores and seems to have taken root like some sort of gnarled evil tree. Personally, I actually hate scary things, and yet I have a contradictory interest in the…

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October 31, 2014 at 9:00 pm | Halloween, Podcasts, The PAYNEful podSPLOSION | No comment

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Pulling the Plug | Creepypasta

Item Batch #562

I don’t play video games anymore. Some people grow out of video games, saying it’s kids stuff. I used to know a guy who was the complete opposite; his name was Jerry and he was into video games in a big way. He had this collection of video games that…

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October 31, 2014 at 12:00 am | Halloween, Video Games | No comment

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The Pained Man | Creepypasta

IT HURTS

The wind whistles against the windows. The storm is picking up again. I reach over and turn the dial up on my electric heater. The lamp on the desk flickers, temporarily bathing the room in darkness, leaving me with only the laptop screen to illuminate my hands. It’s almost 1AM…

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October 31, 2013 at 8:34 pm | Halloween | 1 comment

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