Chapter 2: The Russian Connection
It was always going to be something silly inside the box. I don't know why I settled on a My Little Pony figure, it just seemed right.
Unfortunately, when I originally tweeted this page with the hashtag "brony", it was automatically re-tweeted to 1,000+ lucky bronies. I can only hope they weren't offended by the generic pink pony I used. For the record, Ralph's pony was originally going to be Derpy Hooves and I'm down with bronies, even though I don't like the show myself (I'd be a hypocrite for criticising, given how I used to watch Kim Possible and Totally Spies as a kid).