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Mercenaries’ Tale – 5.02 Return

Julia was sat at the bar, staring at her phone so hard one could be forgiven for thinking a hole would spontaneously appear in it. Her appearance was more bedraggled than usual; her braids frayed and only the lightest dusting of make-up gracing her features. She was still dressed though;…

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March 18, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 5.01 When Strangers Come to Visit

Tales of Sin, The Mercenaries’ Tale: Act Five Journey Home “Bullshit. I’m calling bullshit…although now you mention it, I do remember calling bullshit. Did I call bullshit? When did I call bullshit?” Sheriff Grady chewed the end of his cigar thoughtfully while he waited for his young deputy to finish…

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March 11, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.21 Of Nightmares and Divinity

Gratin was sprawled across the cool grey marble floor, head ringing with anti-magic and the taste of blood in his mouth. His surroundings were unfamiliar, the walls made of dark stone, bright white crystals in sconces lighting the area. The large bulk of Dr Käsehändler was standing before him, facing…

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March 4, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.20 Promises

Gratin was powerful. The mercenaries had never doubted that but sometimes it was easy to forget how powerful. As they wandered out into the early dawn air, they were hit by a stark reminder. There were craters everywhere from all the spells that had missed their targets. Large patches of…

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February 25, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.19 The Morality of Vengeance

The corridor was quiet save for the muffled squeals and grunts from behind the steel doors and a distinct shuffling sound emanating from a nearby corridor. The Mercs became silent as they strained to listen to the latter sound, quickly determining that it was coming towards them. “Oh hell…” Doug…

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February 18, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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