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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.05 The Tamed Dog

The Happy Family

The mercs undertook all the little tasks they knew were required when embarking on a job, the little everyday things that might not be possible for a while. They cleaned themselves, prepared their equipment and relaxed. Doug utilised his innate talent for materialising alcohol from out of nowhere to produce…

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September 26, 2014 at 9:25 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.04 Tooling Up

Doug Meets Max

Harper was the first to approach Doug. She gave him a friendly pat on the back as she drew level with him, the merc straightening up having finished his plundering of Mad Dog’s wallet and valuables. “Nice one, mate!” she complimented him as she passed, making her way over to…

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July 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.01 Hitman for Hire

Acheron and Tartarus

Far away from the City of Light, a man in a white lab coat panted heavily in fear as he ran along a traditional dock1, the lapping waves of the water creating an otherwise serene scene. The big black leather bag the doctor carried jingled as the instruments it held…

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April 27, 2014 at 9:32 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

Joe Leaves

THE HITMAN’S TALE Once upon a time, a thousand moons into the future (or something like that), there was a small system of planets that had been warring for decades. The two sides were both equal in power and were locked in a stalemate. It appeared as though the two…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.03 Mad Dog at the Monkey’s Jewel

Mad Dog and Blaise

Blaise and her colleagues engaged Mad Dog, his thugs and the more enthusiastic restaurant patrons in melee combat. As Annie and the slim man were acting as a blockade, they were first to meet resistance. Annie deftly refolded her fan as she lurched forward to intercept the first thug and…

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February 25, 2014 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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