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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.21 Of Nightmares and Divinity

Gratin was sprawled across the cool grey marble floor, head ringing with anti-magic and the taste of blood in his mouth. His surroundings were unfamiliar, the walls made of dark stone, bright white crystals in sconces lighting the area. The large bulk of Dr Käsehändler was standing before him, facing…

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March 4, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.09 A Simple Request

“Ingrates! Cretins! Morons! What the hell do I pay you people for?!” Silverton Salmanic hollered in anger as he slammed his fists onto his mahogany desk, spittle flying from his mouth with each insult. His bionic eye reacted to his mood, an ominous red glow emitting from it as his…

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October 8, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.00 Things Happen

THE MERCENARIES’ TALE Things happen. It is not a particularly eloquent phrase, neither is it one that is particularly thought out. It might be the summary of musings from a drunk, whimsical from the ambience brought to the mind via their coveted idol alcohol, or the dismissal of a philosopher…

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October 9, 2013 at 9:40 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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