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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.13 Escape from Abaddon

The pilot had returned with Jenkins the Binder, but he wasn’t in any state to bind. Someone had shot him through both palms, and the pilot had tied his sash around Jenkins’ hands to help stop the bleeding. “It was that b-bitch you sent us after, with the guy in…

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November 17, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.12 Airship Inferno

Gratin hadn’t remained in freefall for long. He began to fly, soaring upwards to find his way back onto the ship. He didn’t make it, Abaddon dropping out of the hole to meet him halfway, raining death from above with fire lances. Gratin took evasive action, dodging in mid-air in…

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November 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.11 Mages and Mobsters

The mage battle had spilled outside of the conference room. Walls and floors had been demolished through the ferocity of the battle, flames engulfing the scenery as the two combatants travelled through the ship. Tourists fled. The more level-headed members of the already meagre serving crew sought to block off…

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November 15, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.10 Mercs vs Mages

Gratin vs Abaddon

The lead mage, Abaddon, smirked at his prey. “So, my Brother, it’s been a while,” he announced, moving to lower his hood. Judging by his prominent cheekbones and strong jawline, he once could have been considered attractive. However, time had not been kind to him. His skin was pock-marked; the…

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November 14, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.09 Enter Abaddon

The circling ship levelled itself so that it was at an equal height to the conference room’s windows. It was a small ship, its interior crowded. Robed figures sat on benches lining the hold awaiting the time to land. A tall figure stood in the door which separated the hold…

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November 13, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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