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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.05 The Tamed Dog

The Happy Family

The mercs undertook all the little tasks they knew were required when embarking on a job, the little everyday things that might not be possible for a while. They cleaned themselves, prepared their equipment and relaxed. Doug utilised his innate talent for materialising alcohol from out of nowhere to produce…

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September 26, 2014 at 9:25 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.04 Tooling Up

Doug Meets Max

Harper was the first to approach Doug. She gave him a friendly pat on the back as she drew level with him, the merc straightening up having finished his plundering of Mad Dog’s wallet and valuables. “Nice one, mate!” she complimented him as she passed, making her way over to…

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July 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.02 Galmanoc

Strays

Doug had insisted that they leave the comfort of the hotel and go out into the world, despite his condition. He’d thrown on his clothes and went for his bionic arm only to find it unresponsive. Throwing it into a duffel bag he’d found in the cupboard of the bedroom…

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January 29, 2014 at 7:39 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.01 Doug Wakes Up

“Where we are now, what we are about to embark on… everything, every decision and action, is critical in making sure that we take the risks that we are about to take.” Darkness. Doug was aware of the warm familiar darkness of sleep, the mask of skin over his eyeballs….

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December 29, 2013 at 8:31 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.13 Escape from Abaddon

The pilot had returned with Jenkins the Binder, but he wasn’t in any state to bind. Someone had shot him through both palms, and the pilot had tied his sash around Jenkins’ hands to help stop the bleeding. “It was that b-bitch you sent us after, with the guy in…

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November 17, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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