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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 0.00 Prologue

The Mercenaries

“You know, there’s a reason why people don’t touch this shit.” The leather-gloved hand ran a finger through the exposed gash in the side of the parcel and skimmed off the very slightest amount of lime green powder. The hand’s owner tentatively lifted the powder-frosted digit towards their nostrils, just…

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October 8, 2013 at 11:37 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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