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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.04 Tooling Up

Doug Meets Max

Harper was the first to approach Doug. She gave him a friendly pat on the back as she drew level with him, the merc straightening up having finished his plundering of Mad Dog’s wallet and valuables. “Nice one, mate!” she complimented him as she passed, making her way over to…

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July 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.07 Sniping

Blaise Takes Aim

Natural assassins kill to a beat. Like a proficient ballroom dancer circling to the key notes of a waltz, a good killer moves from one target to the next in one continuous movement. Blaise secreted herself within an alcove under one of the balconies overlooking the three layers of decks…

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November 11, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 0.00 Prologue

The Mercenaries

“You know, there’s a reason why people don’t touch this shit.” The leather-gloved hand ran a finger through the exposed gash in the side of the parcel and skimmed off the very slightest amount of lime green powder. The hand’s owner tentatively lifted the powder-frosted digit towards their nostrils, just…

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October 8, 2013 at 11:37 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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