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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.05 Tooling Up

Doug's Flamin' Beard

Harper was the first to approach Doug. She gave him a friendly pat on the back as she drew level with him, the merc straightening up having finished his plundering of Mad Dog’s wallet and valuables. “Nice one, mate!” she complimented him as she passed, making her way over to…

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July 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.04 Mad Dog at the Monkey’s Jewel

Mad Dog and Blaise

“Harper, right? The ‘Definetely-Not-A-Church-Of-Mekanik-Not-Job’ chick?” Doug asked as he surveyed Harper. She was short and muscular, still wearing combats and a combat vest. Her hair’s highlights looked a vivid violet in the sunlight. “Please, my friends call me Nutjob Chick,” she winked at him, causing a chuckle. “So you took…

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February 25, 2014 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.02 Galmanoc

Joking Around

The man returned at Gratin’s request and formally introduced himself as Gunner Manford. Gunner Manford then proceeded to run some tests on Doug, checking his blood pressure, reflexes, how responsive his pupils were and so on. Doug allowed himself to be poked and prodded, having been used to routine medical…

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January 29, 2014 at 7:39 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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