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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.16 Cold War

Abaddon came to a halt mid free-fall, fighting gravity to stabilise himself. He had mere seconds to find his bearings, a jet of green flame blasting up from below. Abaddon barrel-rolled to the side and summoned a shield to protect himself from a barrage of blasts that were being flung…

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January 28, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.15 Warehouse Inferno

Kate had never ran so fast in her life. She could feel the heat baring down on her. The ends of her hair were singeing. Sweat was pouring out of her at an alarming rate. Her sides were aching over how much she was pushing herself to keep moving. Staying…

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January 21, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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