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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.15 Warehouse Inferno

Kate had never ran so fast in her life. She could feel the heat baring down on her. The ends of her hair were singeing. Sweat was pouring out of her at an alarming rate. Her sides were aching over how much she was pushing herself to keep moving. Staying…

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January 21, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.13 Doug’s Journey

Doug regarded the tiny rat he was following with disdain as he proceeded down his corridor. He hated how it had been used to trick him and his friends, lulling them into a false sense of security over the lack of cameras, and he hated that he was no doubt…

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January 7, 2023 at 12:01 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.11 Breaking and Entering

As twilight approached, the mercenaries assembled on the ridge once more. Kate, her hair once more tied back in preparation for the night’s activities, was kneeling down as she studied the layout of the complex through the scope piece of her rifle. The gun itself was yet to be assembled,…

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December 24, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.09 Icepick’s Arms Emporium

Icepick’s Arms Emporium was on the other side of the valley, across a suspension bridge, through several winding cobblestone streets that were receiving a fresh coating of snow as the heavens began to spill their contents, and in a cellar under a fish and chip shop aptly named “The Plaice…

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December 10, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.08 Scouting

By the time the boys awoke, Kate had already been up for an hour. She’d showered and had borrowed Julia’s digibook to check the news feeds. A quick check of the barmaid’s feed history only led to a few videos of makeup tutorials, some blogs about celebrity gossip and some…

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December 3, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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