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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.13 Doug’s Journey

Doug regarded the tiny rat he was following with disdain as he proceeded down his corridor. He hated how it had been used to trick him and his friends, lulling them into a false sense of security over the lack of cameras, and he hated that he was no doubt…

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January 7, 2023 at 12:01 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.12 Kate’s Journey

The trio had been on the eastern side of the compound and from what Kate could remember, the delivery bays were on the opposite side of the facility. This meant she had a long walk ahead of her down winding corridors as her route snaked across the web. Every junction…

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December 31, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.11 Breaking and Entering

As twilight approached, the mercenaries assembled on the ridge once more. Kate, her hair once more tied back in preparation for the night’s activities, was kneeling down as she studied the layout of the complex through the scope piece of her rifle. The gun itself was yet to be assembled,…

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December 24, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.10 Questions and Answers

The lumber mill was situated on the main road leading into this side of the town, it being the first thing anyone entering the township would see. The world beyond this entrance was dominated by forest which fed the logging industry which in turn supplied the construction company that was…

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December 17, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.09 Icepick’s Arms Emporium

Icepick’s Arms Emporium was on the other side of the valley, across a suspension bridge, through several winding cobblestone streets that were receiving a fresh coating of snow as the heavens began to spill their contents, and in a cellar under a fish and chip shop aptly named “The Plaice…

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December 10, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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