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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.09 Icepick’s Arms Emporium

Icepick’s Arms Emporium was on the other side of the valley, across a suspension bridge, through several winding cobblestone streets that were receiving a fresh coating of snow as the heavens began to spill their contents, and in a cellar under a fish and chip shop aptly named “The Plaice…

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December 10, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.02 A Long Way to Fall

Joe left Drago’s hive of scum (and villainy) and walked towards the docks. It was still early morning but smugglers worked around the clock and, occasionally, sometimes through it. The dock was actually the city’s sky port for flying craft, but had been branded as ‘the docks’ because, quite frankly,…

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July 27, 2022 at 10:02 am | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.01 Hitman for Hire

Acheron and Tartarus

“…And that’s why I’m here,” Joe was currently sitting in the most ramshackle office he had ever seen. The place was built out of various pieces of scrap iron, stolen breeze blocks and sheer hope that it wouldn’t fall in on itself. It certainly wasn’t up to code – all…

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April 27, 2014 at 9:32 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

Joe Leaves

The Hitman’s Tale: Act One A New Path Imagine a sprawling city, light glistening off of skyscrapers and office blocks as the sun rises over the horizon, ushering in a new day. Cars are already beginning to beetle along the many roads and highways that criss-cross the city, the population…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 0.00 Prologue

The Hitman

The smell of meat sizzling on a hot pan wafted out of the open doorway, an inviting smell for everyone but the man stood nearby harbouring a hangover. He leant over and stroked a tabby cat who had come over to investigate the smell in the hopes of scrounging up…

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February 11, 2014 at 6:00 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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