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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

Joe Leaves

THE HITMAN’S TALE Once upon a time, a thousand moons into the future (or something like that), there was a small system of planets that had been warring for decades. The two sides were both equal in power and were locked in a stalemate. It appeared as though the two…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.13 Escape from Abaddon

The pilot had returned with Jenkins the Binder, but he wasn’t in any state to bind. Someone had shot him through both palms, and the pilot had tied his sash around Jenkins’ hands to help stop the bleeding. “It was that b-bitch you sent us after, with the guy in…

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November 17, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.12 Airship Inferno

Gratin hadn’t remained in freefall for long. He began to fly, soaring upwards to find his way back onto the ship. He didn’t make it, Abaddon dropping out of the hole to meet him halfway, raining death from above with fire lances. Gratin took evasive action, dodging in mid-air in…

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November 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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