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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

Joe Leaves

THE HITMAN’S TALE Once upon a time, a thousand moons into the future (or something like that), there was a small system of planets that had been warring for decades. The two sides were both equal in power and were locked in a stalemate. It appeared as though the two…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 0.00 Prologue

The Hitman

The smell of meat sizzling on a hot pan wafted out of the open doorway, an inviting smell for everyone but the man stood nearby harbouring a hangover. He leant over and stroked a tabby cat who had come over to investigate the smell in the hopes of scrounging up…

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February 11, 2014 at 6:00 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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