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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

Joe Leaves

The Hitman’s Tale: Act One A New Path Imagine a sprawling city, light glistening off of skyscrapers and office blocks as the sun rises over the horizon, ushering in a new day. Cars are already beginning to beetle along the many roads and highways that criss-cross the city, the population…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.14 Sniping

Blaise Takes Aim

Natural assassins kill to a beat. Like a proficient ballroom dancer circling to the key notes of a waltz, a good killer moves from one target to the next in one continuous movement. Blaise secreted herself within an alcove under one of the balconies overlooking the three layers of decks…

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November 11, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.03 The City of Light

The City of Light

The city as a whole was unlike any other created by man. It bloomed upwards from the barren Dustlands like a mechanical tree, the trunk consisting of four colossal pipes that groped towards the sky, each pipe harbouring vital sustenance – water, communication systems and, arguably the most important of…

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October 12, 2013 at 9:27 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.01 Galitions

Far away from this vast expanse of nothingness, past asteroid belts, nebulas, entire star systems and other heavenly bodies, on the other side of the galaxy was a far more chaotic region of space. The galaxy is a large place. There are so many stars, moons and solar systems that…

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October 10, 2013 at 8:49 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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