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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

Joe Leaves

THE HITMAN’S TALE Once upon a time, a thousand moons into the future (or something like that), there was a small system of planets that had been warring for decades. The two sides were both equal in power and were locked in a stalemate. It appeared as though the two…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 0.00 Prologue

The Hitman

The smell of meat sizzling on a hot pan wafted out of the open doorway, an inviting smell for everyone but the man stood nearby harbouring a hangover. He leant over and stroked a tabby cat who had come over to investigate the smell in the hopes of scrounging up…

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February 11, 2014 at 6:00 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.11 Mages and Mobsters

The mage battle had spilled outside of the conference room. Walls and floors had been demolished through the ferocity of the battle, flames engulfing the scenery as the two combatants travelled through the ship. Tourists fled. The more level-headed members of the already meagre serving crew sought to block off…

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November 15, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.06 Pursuit

Thump! Thump! Thump! Blaise pounded on the door but there was no answer. She concluded that Doug either had drunk so much the night before that he had lapsed into a coma, or he hadn’t come back to his room. She ran a hand through her hair, contemplating whether or…

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November 10, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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